Smartphones Are FAKE (Barnabas Nagy)

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1. I'll admit magic is real if you allow me to practice it without being labeled a witch.

2. If he starts saying that steam locomotives are fake or do not work as they work or diesel engines are not real. then I think that I'm going insane. 😧

   BTW great video.

3. Only enough time to say….I comment.

4. Ah, so this is what it must feel like when you have an IQ under room temp.

5. With all of the very real conspiracies that smartphones have going for them, there is no need to make one up. And no I dont mean 5g, I mean the fact that they can track you anywhere and even listen in to conversations and see what you are doing practically every moment of the day. The fact that they sell them new for a thousand dollars but you can get a slightly older one practically for free. They actually want everyone to have them because they can keep track of you. You dont need to invent new reasons to mistrust them.

6. Well, at least he didn't whip out his stupid hat. That's gotta be a bonus.

   What can I say? I take my wins where I find them… 🙂

7. Perhaps the smartphones are some sort of augmented reality designed to pacify our minds. Perhaps designed by some sophisticated machines that took over the world and harvest electrical energy from our brains. You know, since he's being stupid and ripping off ideas from science fiction.

8. I am supposed to respect this person's beliefs because he came to them by ALSO believing in Magic Sky Daddy. Okay, yeah that makes sense now. I was really confused for a moment, cause it sounds incredibly stupid when someone just like says it or writes it.

9. I can get on board with calling wasting time looking at dumb stuff on the internet "scrying.".

   Either that or it's a portmanteau of scrolling and crying. Probably what Elon Musk does reading comments about himself.

10. Funny how we all imagine the same thing. I don't think I would have ever imagined someone so famous, handsome, and good at the sex on my own.

11. Sure, to a caveman, smartphones ARE magic. We "understand" how they work, but do we really understand in the technical sense how they work? Hell no. It is "magic". It blows my mind how this stuff is made.

12. I somehow doubt this is what Arthur C. Clarke meant

13. One thing you forgot to mention is that everyone has to be imagining the same thing for this to work. If anyone is imagining something different, which is inevitable, the whole thing won't work as intended

14. The Nintendo Switch…is a…scrying device?
    The Wii U tablet on the other hand makes sense as in some games you use that screen whilst having playing the game on a t.v.
    But that's just a theory and I'm going to just carry on with my life, laters!

15. Scrying mirrors need to be charged? How is buying porn a thing if it just comes down to imagining it on the screen?

16. Lmfao…
    It so funny when ppl dig up conspiracy theories from centuries ago.
    I remember in the 80s ppl used to look at white noize on the tv ..trying to find demonic messages

17. I bet he owns a smartphone that prick.

18. If computers are magic, I’m a wizard!

19. You think Dick Cheney is a bad name… I had an English teacher in high school named Richard Hickey.

20. 👍🌴⚓😎

21. In the very early 70’s a fellow named Jerry Rubin claimed that through concentration and sheer willpower he caused the Whitehouse, in Washington DC, to levitate about 4 feet off the ground. Jerry Rubin was also known for using large amounts of LSD.

22. There's no way this motherfucker can be for real. I think he overplayed his hand on this one, because not even Poe's Law can account for something this brain-bruisingly stupid.

23. So, he's saying that when we watch his video, it's our imagination.

24. Haven't even watched the video yet, so just going off the title. "Smartphones are fake"… 🤔 But what's this thing I have in my hands right now, typing this very comment? I use it call people, play games, read, write, listen to music, watch videos, access the vast wilderness of the internet…

    gasp I think it's a smartphone!

    Edit: Black. Scrying. Mirrors.

    😐😑🤨

    When the fuck did he fall out of an alternate reality of the 15th century?

25. Using smartphones is magic?
    GASP!
    I'm a wizard, Harry!

26. By the way. I have purchased 8 of your Magic whiskey bottles. I am starting to think they don’t work.

27. Is he going to claim that a computer literally built in Minecraft where you can just take a look at all the circuitry and reverse-engineer it is a magic scrying device, too?

    I think even a decade ago, Sethbling already built a literal smartphone in Minecraft and I learned basic boolean arithmetics by building an ALU in Minecraft. IS HE GOING TO ACCUSE ME OF DEADASS LITERAL WITCHCRAFT?!

28. W-what? How? I’m literally using a phone ri- [shot by Apple]

29. He's behind his time😅

30. Sometimes I just cannot watch the videos from your channel right away. They just show such levels of stupidity that I need to work up the courage needed first. I would use liquid courage, but I already tithe every drop of whiskey to you as it is.

31. So if barnabASS thinks the smartphone are fake, then so to is the tech he is using to make this video about fake things.
    THough the best fake if that my Still is no longer just a coat rack … hint hint …
    Oh and the old tube type TVs were dark gray not black barnabASS got that wrong … LOL
    Peace

32. I would really worry about my head if sir sic was something that I came up with 😂😂

33. I've heard of the argument from ignorance, but this guy is using… the argument from extra-crispy ignorance or something

34. If it is magic, why is the weather report never correct..?

35. how can someone be so stupid and not get themselves killed doing anything?

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