Game critics saying stupid stuff for 9 and a half minutes

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1. Looking back, the Metal Gear Survive take wasn't that bad. I mainly put it in the video because I found it strange that she listed just about every problem modern games can have in terms of structure and still get a relatively high score despite having all those issues, but the more I think about it, the more I understand how this can work to some games' benefits. Not saying I agree or disagree with her analysis, but it didn't belong with these other takes.

   Same could MAYBE be said about the Mass Effect clip as well but that one seems sillier as he just ends the review with some admittedly big problems and never rebounds afterwards to defend why he thinks the game is good. It just seemed like they didn't want to give it anything lower to avoid pissing people off, but that's just my take on it.

2. "the frame rate is too low"

   shows footage from PS1

3. Why isn't surprising a LOT involves IGN? IGN is to games what RT is to movies

   Wasn't surprised to see Gamespot either

4. ign: there is no good sonic game

   sonic 1, sonic 2, sonic 3 and knuckles, sonic neo pocket adventure, sonic adventure 1 and 2, sonic generations, sonic heroes, sonic rush adventure, sonic colors: am i a joke to you?

5. "The villainous team aqua uses a lot of water type pokemon."

   Guys, this book I've been reading has a lot of words in it.

6. Nah ngl the Xenoblade 2 take is pretty accurate. It overwhelms you with tutorials at the start and tbh the pseudo gacha mechanic was just plain unnecessary.

7. "There's too many water pokemon in alapha sapphire" my sister in christ, That's the point!!

8. If I were a game dev, I'd label the very easy mode "game developer mode" and have a description stating "for those who have major problems reading tutorial text or find puzzles designed for children too tough"

9. Lmaoooo

10. Abundance of water types are especially noticeable in Alpha Sapphire and Team Aqua overusing the type…. Huh…. woulda never guessed

11. The dude playing Spongebob, a literally kids game, is so fucking annoying. I beat that game when I was a kid my dude.

12. 1:20 to be fair when I was a kid I did found the game preety hard.

13. if they pay people to play games wrong and like shit and all they do is say stupid shit.. i already found my future job

14. That alien isolation clip of them CLEARLY PLAYING THE GAME WRONG is HILARIOUS.

15. Love how 90% of these are from ign

16. More like;

    Game "critics" being clowns for nearly 10 minutes.

17. 3:48 Ohh buddy. If an “easy” puzzle is giving you difficulty, you should probably take a few steps back.

18. The Tropical Freeze one actually pissed me off

19. "Lack of new alien races"
    As they show a clip of the Tempest taking off from Aya, the temporary homeworld of the Angara, a new alien race.

20. “When it comes RPG’s on the 3DS, I personally strongly prefer Stick Star.” As someone who thought Sticker Star was ok it is without question the weakest Mario RPG of ALL time. I wouldn’t recommend it to a Paper Mario fan.

21. they die…on a Kirby game

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