GreedFall | Review in 3 Minutes

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1. Just a note since I'm having to do a lot of moderating here. If you're going to spam another channel here, you will be banned from commenting. If you're new to 3 min reviews, they're not going to be in-depth and they're meant to get to the most important information quickly while delivering the reviewers opinion on the product.

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2. i come here hoping i can get more hype to the game, and now i dont know if i want to play it LUL, i just will give it a shot, ty for the honest review

3. 3 minutes! POG

4. Watching this I feel glad that I had watched another review of this game first. It's strange how two professionals can have such different opinions on the same game but that's their personal taste, I assume. Good luck with your channel.

5. All their faces look the same, and there's no expression what so ever what a fucking disappointment and to top it of what I hate the most is lack of enemy variety

6. Biggest fail in modern gaming: copy paste, lifeless NPC's…..

7. Surprise surprise another shit spiders game

8. it's either this or microtransaction fest known as current gen

9. Concise , straight to the point review. Love it . Thanks ❤

10. Played it for about 3 hours so far and I'm enjoying it.

11. Everyone freaking out in the comments that this review is "wrong" because it doesn't say what they want to hear is mad. Some people love Spiders' games but they're a hugely niche taste and almost every complaint raised was already a problem with all their other games. Anyone who bounced off Technomancer or Bound by Flame was worried Greedfall would be like this because there are certain things they just never improve upon for their new games.

12. Thanks for the review

13. 3 seconds review: Don't buy (sips his tea for the remaining 2 seconds)

14. "It's obvious that the colonizers are almost always the villains"

    I mean…yeah its an inherently immoral thing, no real way to portray that positively.

15. Thanks, going to skip this one.

16. I must say these 3 minute reviews are very well done. Concise, well articulated and no bullshit score. Keep up the good work!

17. Didn't have this game on my radar until yesterday when I saw it being played on Twitch. I went on and watched some ganeplay videos on YouTube.
    Within 10 minutes I could tell that this game would be utterly unremarkable. I honestly have to wonder how people could've expecting anything stellar here.

18. I knew this would be shit it looks fukin awful aswell

19. The lack of “quality of life” features and also cities seeming empty really turn me off :/ rip greedyfall for me

20. I have no idea how people chose to expect that this game was gonna be good. It looked generic, sounded generic, smelled generic. Even the driving theme (something you admittedly don't have to pay much attention to in game design nowadays) is the most saturated bullshit ever conceived.

    People behind this game have no creativity whatsoever, nor do people who hyped the bland trailers into relevancy.

21. Has a colonist story ever been done well?

22. These vids could make devs cry harder than Yahtzee and that why I like you Jesse.

23. Shame they couldn’t make the Karma system more simple like in Fallout 3. I was pretty confused by it.

24. Another game trying to compete against The Witcher 3, Ubisofts Origins and Odyssey, but it falls short

25. Damn i really wanted this game

26. Thank you for getting straight to the point instead of making a 25 minute review

27. Good review!

28. Yet another Spiders game

29. So basically what you're saying is this game has a little something for everyone?

30. To be fair, those driving and overseeing colonization in real life were villainous bastards as well and probably not terribly interesting people nor in anyway morally grey.

31. I just bought the game and I regret it

32. mod. it. to. hell.

33. i'll pick this up when its 5 bucks

34. The game looks garbage if viewing it from a 2019 perspective. It is way too dated. Given the lack of many rpg's in the market, it will probably still sell

35. Also the game dropped today on the 9th

36. Omg, why are you so underrated?? Thank you for the grat content!

37. we expect too much these days

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