"They're not hot dogs right now, they're cold dogs" – jacksepticeye 2016
JACK I bought a SEPTICEYE SAM PLUSH
“Use a firework to wipe your ass!” ~Jack 2016
vtw the second customer sounds like Sid from Ice Age
Im in Hong Kong so I haven't taste a hotdog or a slushy before.
I work in a super market , This is pretty accurate.
Thank you human! That looks EXCEPTIONAL
Yes, working in retail really does suck ?. Working at a gas station also reaaaally sucks. Customers who are always on their phones are one of the worst kind of customers
FUCK YOU YOU HARASED THAT OLD WOMAN
“Hello human I would like to purchase these CHIPS “
Me: …O H
“Could I also get one of those meat cylinders please?”
Me: WTF KIND OF CONVENIENT STORE IS THIS I NEED AN ADULT! I AM AN ADULT!
0:00–0:02 "(double intro)" Huh? (starts over) Okay, that was supposed to happen. I thought that the video screwed up. 0:20– "Who doesn't love slushies and hot dogs?" Brats and smoothies count? 2:41– "Where are my buns? They are on my butt- that's where." 😛 Saw that one coming a mile away. 5:38– "Any of you out there work in retail?" I used to. 🙁 It paid the bills, but I hated it.
Imma just be that person that tries to get people to like my comment.
4:29 WaITwHAt?!
lol XD
Yep it does suck working in retail ….I hate it ..working for one of the grocery stores here as courtesy clerk
Does anyone notice da mouse (coumpter) in the middle of the screen
REEEEE
CHIIIIPS.
15:43 is halarious
"They're not hot dogs right now, they're cold dogs" – jacksepticeye 2016
JACK I bought a SEPTICEYE SAM PLUSH
“Use a firework to wipe your ass!”
~Jack 2016
vtw the second customer sounds like Sid from Ice Age
Im in Hong Kong so I haven't taste a hotdog or a slushy before.
I work in a super market , This is pretty accurate.
Thank you human! That looks EXCEPTIONAL
Yes, working in retail really does suck ?. Working at a gas station also reaaaally sucks. Customers who are always on their phones are one of the worst kind of customers
FUCK YOU YOU HARASED THAT OLD WOMAN
“Hello human I would like to purchase these CHIPS “
Me: …O H
“Could I also get one of those meat cylinders please?”
Me: WTF KIND OF CONVENIENT STORE IS THIS I NEED AN ADULT! I AM AN ADULT!
0:00–0:02 "(double intro)" Huh? (starts over) Okay, that was supposed to happen. I thought that the video screwed up.
0:20– "Who doesn't love slushies and hot dogs?" Brats and smoothies count?
2:41– "Where are my buns? They are on my butt- that's where." 😛 Saw that one coming a mile away.
5:38– "Any of you out there work in retail?" I used to. 🙁 It paid the bills, but I hated it.
Imma just be that person that tries to get people to like my comment.
LIKE NOW
8:40 ???
Thumbnail: Orgasm Face
hands bot over a firework
Bot: I guess I can do that…
Jack: You better!
Bot: Ahh thanks for that.
Jack: did yiu just whiped your butt with that?!
6:15 XD
Hey Jack, guess what?
My sister has hated hotdogs ever since she saw how they were made on YouTube.
5:35
He invented thank you next
I can't believe he's been to SxSw. I gone there every year since 2010. F**king awesome ?
9:07 what would u like sir? Would u like another piece of gum?………..UP YOUR FUCKIN ASSS?
When he starts shouting at the sugar-crazed child- XD
I felt sorry for grannybot she was having a hard day ??♀️☹️ lol
(I don’t like slushies and hot dogs)
"I had a Twinkie at my very first time in Twexas" ?
11:00 he has a full convo with a robot
13:56 JACK SMART
I can’t believe how imazeing jackseptceye is
"OH FUCKING JEEZ"
Me: Falls off chair
W H E R E S T H E F U C K I N G T W I N K Y S ?-Star Zombieland
I felt bad for granny bot :((
☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️?????????????????????️❤️
Jacks mart! Sounds like jack smart!